I Love Christmas Dinner

My sister is trying to rope me into going to Christmas Dinner with her husbands family tomorrow. I like the people there, and a turkey dinner is nothing to scoff at, but these are not my family, I have zero connection with them, and I feel guilty even going to their house. The only time I ever see any of them is during these kinds of dinners, which is once a year, maybe.

Tomorrow I am going to disappear so she is unable to find me, I would rather eat a tuna salad at home than mooch off someone Else's family dinner.