I Have a Question

I've beaten the eggs, I've battered the fish, I've even whipped the cream - but I've never hurt an onion, so why do they make me cry?

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MrBrownstone · 46-50, M

Because you chop them up.

Gossamerwings · 70-79, F

Mr V,what have I told you about chopping with sharp knives , you need to be extra careful, especially when slicing onions .Now where have I put the plasters , and the tissues ;)

Valentine · M

Rutterman · 46-50, M

Don't cry, get mad, and chop them up with abandon.

TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M

Chop them in water. Serious answer.

LadyBronte · 56-60, F

They're just mean that way....

Peaches · F

Because you're a clown. :)

Valentine · M

:)
Peace?

theSoutherner · 70-79, M

Very witty!

Valentine · M

Thank you. I sort of borrowed it from the Muppet show. But also set it to music. :)

SpiritOfSoul · 26-30, F

Nice one!

Valentine · M

:)
I set this to music :)
Can't wait for nested replies :)

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