I Love Pickup Lines

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Did you just fall from heaven, because you look like a dead bird.

Does your boyfriend know how good you look tonight?

I am suffering from short term memory loss. Are you my girlfriend

What do you say we go out and get some pizza and then go back to my place for some cheap, meaningless sex?

When the woman says "No" or some other expression of disgust, I reply:

"What's a matter? You don't like pizza?"

One of my favorites:

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Would you be interested in going 50/50 on a baby

"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

7 the answer is always 7.

Brian

maybe

Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Can I check the bruise?
I promise to kiss it better...

You must be tired. You've been running through my mind all night.

hers an awkward one...........Would you like to be buried with my people?.....

Lol good one

surely

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