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So I got out of the shower and I was kinda hungry and thought I'd make some soup. And it took me 15 minutes to figure out how to work a can opener.

This was perhaps the worst "derp" moment I've have in years. I got so frustrated that I even tried using the P38 can opener on my Swiss army knife, but it was too dull. After much work, I finally figured out how to open it with an actual can opener.
BlueMetalChick
26-30, F
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Isthisit · F
Clap clap clap I commend you. You must feel better now. Lol
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BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
Well now that I know I'm capable of opening a can with an instrument specifically designed to open cans, I feel a little smarter.
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Isthisit · F
@BlueMetalChick: Yeah i feel you.
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Yulianna · 22-25, F
another great step forward for civilisation... 🤔
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BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
Evolution of humanity at its best lol
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Yulianna · 22-25, F
@BlueMetalChick: it's the way of the future...
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SW-User
I'm left-handed, so can openers are always a battle.
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SW-User
Haha.. "Make soup".
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BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@guriinii: I don't need to learn, I just said I know how to. But it was 2:00 a.m. and I just wanted something to eat before I went to sleep.
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SW-User
@BlueMetalChick: oh sorry, I misread.
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BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@guriinii: Ah no worries.
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cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
That takes skills to use. I'd find something else to eat before I'd use one of them.
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BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
Lmao. I've used them before so I already knew the technique. But mine was badly dulled because I constantly use it for non-can opening related things, like pulling up the wick on my Zippo lighters to as a makeshift tension wrench when picking locks.
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AlphaPuppy · 26-30, M
Then you see its a ring pull can and you opened it from the bottom which is why the can opener wasn't working...
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BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
Lmao I wish. That would have been even worse.
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AlphaPuppy · 26-30, M
At least I only have difficulty when im totally drunk off my tits :p
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
😂
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ronisme1 · 61-69, M
At least you didn't have to Use Your thighs again
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BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
That wasn't even a fucking can. That was a glass jar. Just imagining that makes me almost feel it again.
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ronisme1 · 61-69, M
@BlueMetalChick: hehe
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BiasForAction · M
The hand held can openers can be awkward we all have such moments I think
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ronisme1 · 61-69, M
Blue, you amuse me
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