I Have a Crazy Family
DOG: *panting*
STEPDAD: I do that outside girls windows.
SISTER: Eww...
STEPDAD: It suck when it turns out to be a dude.
ME: It wouldn't be for me if it was one... or two... or three. I could be a cameraman!
STEPDAD: Did they ask you to?
ME: ...
STEPDAD: That's why the man behind us closes his curtains now.
ME: I was looking at the stars! His curtains just happened to be opened and I looked down!
STEPDAD: That'll work GREAT in court.
STEPDAD: I do that outside girls windows.
SISTER: Eww...
STEPDAD: It suck when it turns out to be a dude.
ME: It wouldn't be for me if it was one... or two... or three. I could be a cameraman!
STEPDAD: Did they ask you to?
ME: ...
STEPDAD: That's why the man behind us closes his curtains now.
ME: I was looking at the stars! His curtains just happened to be opened and I looked down!
STEPDAD: That'll work GREAT in court.