I Want A Group That No One Else Will Ever Visit
My personal group is back! I can rebuild my house here!
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JustADude · 61-69, M
Part 1:
"Be my Valentine." "Okay, but you'll regret this one day."
"You'll regret doing that." "I'll regret NOT doing it more."
Zombies, witches, ghosts, goblins: You'll regret coming here. Sincerely, Death
"Tonight?" "No!" "Tomorrow?" "Maybe...." --------------- "Tonight?" "No!" "Tomorrow?" "Maybe." ---------------- "Tonight?" "STOP!"
Silence. And then ---
"Don't you dare say it!" "What?" "See? That's emotional abuse!"
"Fifty shades? I'd be happy with one" she thought bitterly.
Love. Marriage. Doubt. Kids. Fights. Hate. Effort. Truce. Acceptance. Love?
The movie sucked. When she held my hand it improved.
Bad food. Pain. Emergency room. Doctors baffled. BUUUURRRRRRP! Ahhh, better.
"This veggie burger is excellent!" "You really think it's vegetarian?"
She smiled. I smiled back. Her friend was behind me.
She said she loved him, but it was April 1.
"Daddy, watch how fast I am!" "Some things are better when you do them slowly."
Looking for a hot sexy lady tonight --oops, wrong group!
"Finally finished shoveling!" he said - as the next blizzard arrived.
Her soap opera was rudely disrupted by a wrecking ball.
He never wanted to hear the phrase "edible underwear" again.
"Imagine each snowflake is a tiny world..." "Shovel them, son."
Dawn. She's still here. My nightmare has extended into day.
Dawn. She's still here. So it wasn't only a dream!.
Time's almost up.
"Romantic, isn't it?" "It isn't romantic." "Isn't it romantic?" "Romantic - it isn't."
"Be my Valentine." "Okay, but you'll regret this one day."
"You'll regret doing that." "I'll regret NOT doing it more."
Zombies, witches, ghosts, goblins: You'll regret coming here. Sincerely, Death
"Tonight?" "No!" "Tomorrow?" "Maybe...." --------------- "Tonight?" "No!" "Tomorrow?" "Maybe." ---------------- "Tonight?" "STOP!"
Silence. And then ---
"Don't you dare say it!" "What?" "See? That's emotional abuse!"
"Fifty shades? I'd be happy with one" she thought bitterly.
Love. Marriage. Doubt. Kids. Fights. Hate. Effort. Truce. Acceptance. Love?
The movie sucked. When she held my hand it improved.
Bad food. Pain. Emergency room. Doctors baffled. BUUUURRRRRRP! Ahhh, better.
"This veggie burger is excellent!" "You really think it's vegetarian?"
She smiled. I smiled back. Her friend was behind me.
She said she loved him, but it was April 1.
"Daddy, watch how fast I am!" "Some things are better when you do them slowly."
Looking for a hot sexy lady tonight --oops, wrong group!
"Finally finished shoveling!" he said - as the next blizzard arrived.
Her soap opera was rudely disrupted by a wrecking ball.
He never wanted to hear the phrase "edible underwear" again.
"Imagine each snowflake is a tiny world..." "Shovel them, son."
Dawn. She's still here. My nightmare has extended into day.
Dawn. She's still here. So it wasn't only a dream!.
Time's almost up.
"Romantic, isn't it?" "It isn't romantic." "Isn't it romantic?" "Romantic - it isn't."
Dewkissedrose · 46-50, F
The cleverness abounds! :) Thanks for sharing.
JustADude · 61-69, M
Catch me some other time, I have lots more. I fantasized about writing a book of nano-fiction, but I would need a good illustrator. Or else a hundred stories could fit in three pages or so.
JustADude · 61-69, M
Why, thank you! (I was funnier on EP though...)
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JustADude · 61-69, M
Nah, just don't have the same motivation here. Different vibe.
I used to be the master of ten-word stories :)
I used to be the master of ten-word stories :)
Dewkissedrose · 46-50, F
Too bad I missed that part of your life then.
JustADude · 61-69, M
I may have archived them, if you are interested!
Dewkissedrose · 46-50, F
Your posts here are cracking me up. :)
Dewkissedrose · 46-50, F
Sure. Entertain me.