I Love Stupid Jokes
So. One night, an idiot and his mate were walking home, drunk through town.
As they stagger along, one thinks he has a stone in his shoe. So he tells his friend he has to stop.
They come to the town well and here Michael decides he'll sit on the edge and remove his shoe to get rid of the stone.
Unfortunately he leans too far back and falls into the well !!
"AAARRGGGHHH!!" *SPLASH!!*
Peter, his friend is rightly concerned !!
"Michael ! Michael !! Are ya alright ??" Yells Peter down the well.
"Oh Peter ! Peter !. I think i broke both my legs !!" Yells a distraught Michael !
Peter sobers up a little and says "Hold on Michael ! I'll go get a rope and pull you out !!" So off Peter goes to find some rope to pull his poor friend from the well.
He returns shortly afterwards and gives Michael the instruction "Hold on to this Michael and i'll pull ya out !"
He throws one end of the rope down to Michael who grabs hold as Peter starts to pull him up.
Six inches from the top, Michael sneezes and falls back down to the bottom of the well !!!
"AAAASHOOOO !!! AAAAGGHHHH!!!!! *SPLASH!!*
Peter is beside himself with panic ! "MICHAEL ! MICHAEL !! ARE YA ALRIGHT ???"
Michael replies "Ahh Peter ! PETER ! I think i broke both my arms and both my legs !!!"
Peter thinks and then says "Michael. I'll throw the rope down. Hold the rope between ya teeth and i'll haul ya up !!!
So, Peter throws the rope down and Michael puts it between his teeth.!!
Once again. Peter starts to haul his friend. Inch by inch, to the top of the well !
Just as Michael's head appears at the top of the well, Peter says "Are ya alright Michael ??!!"
Michael looks up and says.....Y
E
S.
As they stagger along, one thinks he has a stone in his shoe. So he tells his friend he has to stop.
They come to the town well and here Michael decides he'll sit on the edge and remove his shoe to get rid of the stone.
Unfortunately he leans too far back and falls into the well !!
"AAARRGGGHHH!!" *SPLASH!!*
Peter, his friend is rightly concerned !!
"Michael ! Michael !! Are ya alright ??" Yells Peter down the well.
"Oh Peter ! Peter !. I think i broke both my legs !!" Yells a distraught Michael !
Peter sobers up a little and says "Hold on Michael ! I'll go get a rope and pull you out !!" So off Peter goes to find some rope to pull his poor friend from the well.
He returns shortly afterwards and gives Michael the instruction "Hold on to this Michael and i'll pull ya out !"
He throws one end of the rope down to Michael who grabs hold as Peter starts to pull him up.
Six inches from the top, Michael sneezes and falls back down to the bottom of the well !!!
"AAAASHOOOO !!! AAAAGGHHHH!!!!! *SPLASH!!*
Peter is beside himself with panic ! "MICHAEL ! MICHAEL !! ARE YA ALRIGHT ???"
Michael replies "Ahh Peter ! PETER ! I think i broke both my arms and both my legs !!!"
Peter thinks and then says "Michael. I'll throw the rope down. Hold the rope between ya teeth and i'll haul ya up !!!
So, Peter throws the rope down and Michael puts it between his teeth.!!
Once again. Peter starts to haul his friend. Inch by inch, to the top of the well !
Just as Michael's head appears at the top of the well, Peter says "Are ya alright Michael ??!!"
Michael looks up and says.....Y
E
S.
56-60, M