What's your best cheesy, G-rated joke?

What does a house wear?

Address.

I sent my sister a card for her birthday and in it I wrote this:

I smile cause we're sisters, I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it.

She's still laughing.

What does a fish like to smoke? Seaweed

What did one snowman say to the other ? Answer: " Can you smell carrots? "

Haha