What is the first thing you do when you wake up ?

I say, "Good morning, Lord. Thank you for another day."

I get up and jog...to the bathroom. Always have to pee really bad.

Grab my clothes, head out the door, and be on my way to the salt mines.

wonder how I got home and where I left my clothes at

Struggle to consciousness.

Decide whether the paycheck is really worth the hassle because I'd rather go back to sleep

Agonise over what I need more: a pee or a coffee!

So... Like a hippies armpit?

Do Breakfast or read news papers.

Get pumped up and ready to run

go back to sleep 😪

Have a drink of water.

Offload my grapefruit

Shit.

Get up and go use the 'facilities'.

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