What could you smuggle up your nostril?

What a very sensible answer Mr Bobble. I bet it will be crammed to the very edge of it.

The entire collection of discernable talent from every episode of 'X'-Factor, ever ?

@Picklebobble2: Now I AM jealous.

@pennynoodles: microfilm is the trick

@crossproduct: Ah okay. I'll invest in some. I have a sofa that I need to smuggle out the country.

Yes, that is a good way to do it. Sofa laundering can be tricky.

Have you tried. I'm going for a sofa.

I have sadly good luck with that

@seeyouindisneyland: Maybe try the chair first.

You do have a stretchy nostril, don't you?

yes

Ha ha ha......and sniff

Minty fresh

@goofypony: Yes and only two calories.

I have plenty of my own up there why would I smuggle someone elses?

@goliathtree: The worst of it is, I bet you don't realise that internally it joins your ear hair.

so long as it isn't attached to my ass hair, we are good.

Wow.... just wow...

I'd be worried that I might sniff.

@pennynoodles: or theyd slowly dissolve in your nose and be absorbed into your blood stream

@hyg346: Or just start frothing...

It could be a useful hidey hole 😜

@pennynoodles: Possibly, for someone desperate! Lol

Showing your age there 😜

Bit of a snack for later?

That would take a bit of stretching

Oh I do that all the time. Very discreet they are.