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Can you make your farts come out quietly?

Like, seriously??? I was in the market today in produce, walking along, and I thought I could let out a little quiet soft puff, so I lifted my butt slightly and spread my cheeks the slightest amount...but what came out was a very loud BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP!!!! It was very easy to hear, even over the noise around. I saw a few people looking around, and one older man a couple of feet to the side of me started laughing. I wonder if they knew it was me!
SuzanneM
41-45, F
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SW-User
They come out squeaky
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Fatjosh69 路 36-40, M
As usual... I wish I had been there, close to you, so I could smell your gas! If you have loud farts that's great! Loud stinky farts are my favorite!
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Newandimproved 路 61-69, M
I have done that.
I have also left a cloud for people to walk into
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SuzanneM 路 41-45, F
Haha, I've known guys who love to leave a smelly fart in stores and watch people go through it and suffer. They get a kick out of seeing people get uncomfortable because of it. I am mortified by such things.
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Newandimproved 路 61-69, M
and then there is the dreaded dutch oven
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lilsnifferman 路 31-35, M
Haha :D thanks for making my morning! 馃槣

Yeah I can do SBDs (Silent But Deadly), but not all fart is possible to be passed silently... Some of them has too high pressure and when you feel it, you know to not take a risk this time. ;)
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SW-User
Sometimes if I try, I can make them come out quietly. Most of the time, though, they're pretty loud. If I fart, other people are going to find out whether they can hear it or not lol
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DuchessOfMapleSyrup 路 M
it's too bad you cant run them though an analog delay and use a whammy bar. you could make some awesome farts
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SW-User
Lol omg that has happened to me how embarrassing
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SuzanneM 路 41-45, F
Guess I'm not the only one who has trouble making them quiet.
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SW-User
@SuzanneM: lol sometimes a take my cheeks in spread them that's helps keep it quiet sometimes lol
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AlphaPuppy 路 26-30, M
Practice makes perfect on that one, although its often unpredictable
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Poet626 路 31-35, M
That's hot! Loud ones are the best
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TAReturns 路 M
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! 馃榿
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mrh1972 路 MVIP
Haha oh dear
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