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AliceMortem · 31-35, F
A bit non PC but.
You're about as useless as a one legged man at an arse kicking contest
You're about as useless as a one legged man at an arse kicking contest
Gumba1000 · M
I am not bothered about PC.
SW-User
Not original to me but: If I had a dog that looked like you I'd shave it's butt and teach it to walk backward...
SW-User
useless as a marzipan dildo
Gumba1000 · M
I once heard a girl use a phrase "as useless as a plastic tampon"
Picklebobble · 56-60, M
You've got the face of a Bulldog chewing a wasp !
If your intellect were as big as your ego
Then we'd all be more enlightened !
If your intellect were as big as your ego
Then we'd all be more enlightened !
AliceMortem · 31-35, F
I'd love to see things from your point of view but unfortunately I can't get my head that far up my ass
billstickers · 36-40, M
love it
billstickers · 36-40, M
You dont sweat much for a fat girl.
Gumba1000 · M
In a room of 100w bulbs, you'd be a black hole.
oneofnine · 70-79, M
Excellent. Very expressive.