What'd you do that you shouldn't have?

Ate fast food instead of cooking at home.

Trusted a woman

Got married

How about u

Walked into the kitchen nude while the wife was hosting her painting group...

I didn't prep enough for my last interview, and I lost a great job opportunity.

on the advice of my attorney I won't be able to answer that for another 3.6 years.

*pokes you in your face*

I shld have never poked u in the face

Order a pizza. Being too lazy to cook at times gets expensive. 😒

Gee where should we begin???

Cursed. Well, that was one thing.