I Have Big Feet
I, as well as every member of my family, have larger than average feet. So...my brothers' daughter had recently been born, and was in a maternity room. My brother left to get coffee, and when he came back, he looked very intently at his daughter for a moment or two. As he walked back to where I was sitting, he commented, "She sure has big feet! I elbowed him and said, "Gee bro, where d'ya think she gets that from? Couldn't be OUR side of the family!" (He wears a 15 in mens' shoes, I wear a 12 in women's!) anyway, everyone laughed at that. :-)
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