What would you do with a drunken sailor?

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SweetMae · 70-79, F

Shave his belly with a rusty razor, early in the morning.

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

D':

Aperson · M

Tell him/her that we have reached land.

SW-User

Nothing unless he fucked with me.

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SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

I don't think "Your Germs" are going to get you to keep his treasure that easily..

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I dunno, rob him blind?

BlueRain · F

Put him to bed

Put him in bed with the captains daughter

FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M

When? Early in the morning?

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

That's the only time that I hear they come out..

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