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What is the most hilarious way you've ever hurt yourself?

MougyWolf
36-40, M
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greenmountaingal 路 70-79, F
As a sophomore in college, I got up one morning in my rooming house on April 1st, 1973, April Fools Day, and as I took my first step out of bed, I stepped on a copy of a paperback book I'd left on the floor next to my bed. I'd been reading it for a class I was taking. I slipped and fell, twisting and breaking a bone in my foot, a spiral fracture of the left metatarsal.
The book was a philosophy book, a collection of essays on stoicism. The title: [i]On Pain.[/i]
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MougyWolf 路 36-40, M
Love it! That is clearly the universe dicking you around. ;)
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Eeyore122 路 36-40, F
I'm sorry, but that us fricking hysterical, due to the irony.
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greenmountaingal 路 70-79, F
@Eeyore122: Even the doctor laughed.
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curiosi 路 61-69, F
I got bit by a snake on my foot. It was quite sore ans swollen so I had to walk on my heel and not put much pressure on it. That night I was coming out of the bathroom in the dark and tripped over the dog smashing the toes of my other foot into the door jam. So I had two feet in pain.
Ok maybe not hilarious but, it's what stands out.
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MougyWolf 路 36-40, M
Damn! Rough night =/
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Eeyore122 路 36-40, F
HMMMM--- falling out of my mobility scooter, reaching down to pick up crayons, while having one broken hand. Or slipping while going for pudding, banging hand, and breaking it directly above where I did the first time.
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Eeyore122 路 36-40, F
I busted my lip! I didn't know I was bleeding- the kids I were "teaching" saw it. Even funner situation: I was in my mobility scooter, parked paralell to a table, facing a hall. A public speaking tournament was going on. I had not realized that my purse strap was caught on the forward lever of my chair, so I went crashing into the wall, turning back ward, looking for help, thinking my friend had magic powers-(sh e just had gotten out of Navy boot camp...). This was followed by my sailor friend hysterically laughing and my other friend saying "Are you OK?" Followed by 3 women trying to muffle explosive laughter.
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MougyWolf 路 36-40, M
@Eeyore122: aww, well that's not hilarious, that is rather tragic
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Eeyore122 路 36-40, F
I was not hurt, other than a sore foot. My friends and I still laugh hysterically about it. Because also, the judge in th room across the hall was an alum, so we asked him what he heard. He hurd a burst of hysterical laughter.
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CarmenSanDiego 路 36-40, F
Omg, I hooked up with my married boss and then continued to have a 6 year affair with him! 馃槀馃槀馃槀 he was such an asshole and I never stopped 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀 then I lost everything and he acted like he never met me before 馃槀馃槀馃槀

Silly me!
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MougyWolf 路 36-40, M
Well, live and learn, I guess.
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CarmenSanDiego 路 36-40, F
@mougywolf: for sure. Stupidest web I ever got caught in.
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CarmenSanDiego 路 36-40, F
@mougywolf: you're new around here?
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SW-User
Slipping and falling on an icy sidewalk. I ended up giving myself a black eye, but everyone around me thought it was hilarious. 馃槤
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SW-User
@SadieBear87: I laid there for like 10 minutes 馃槀
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MougyWolf 路 36-40, M
Seriously though.. ouch, must have really sucked =(
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MsAnnThropy
@CityHigh12: Awww you poor thing! :/
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FuneralHome 路 26-30, F
I woke up and I had a huge cut on my leg becaus I left a knife on bed that I used to cut up an apple.
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MougyWolf 路 36-40, M
lol.. an apple a day, and this is what you get. Sad. I'm sorry this happened to you.
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SerenitiesScars 路 31-35, M
馃樁 While masturbating.. 馃樁 Hand slipped on the up pull and smacked myself in the forehead!
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MougyWolf 路 36-40, M
lmfao! Yer lucky you didn't hit yourself in your eye ;)
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MougyWolf 路 36-40, M
Ouch! Yeah, that's a sting you'll never forget, heh
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MsAnnThropy
Well back when I was crazy (I'm still crazy) I walked barefoot on broken glass after having an extreme mental breakdown. 馃檭馃槆
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MougyWolf 路 36-40, M
heh, I hope that it was enough to tell your brain to not do that again. Best of luck to you with that.
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MougyWolf 路 36-40, M
Wow, fucking Murphy, huh?
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