I Have a Hangover

after they make you breakfast

But I might have to keep something of yours to make sure you contact me again to get it back....lol

and they leave 2 dollars in your purse

It's a quarter of 5am. You're a taxi. ;)

If you have been good enough to spend the night at my place I would fix you breakfast then make sure you got home safely. After I got your number of course.

I would stay in bed and keep fucking until after lunch....

A true gentleman would have driven you home.

Then I probably deserve a knighthood.