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I Love Jokes And Riddles

An Englishman and an Irishman walk into a Bakery.
The Englishman steals three buns and puts them in his pocket and walks out the shop. He then says to Paddy, "That took great skill to steal those buns the owner never even noticed."
Paddy looked at him in disgust and said, "That is plain theft, if you want some buns there is a honest way of getting them for free."
"Go on then," said the Englishman, "let's see how you do it."
They go back in the shop, and Paddy calls over the owner. "Sir, I want to show you a bit of magic."
The owner is intrigued and says "Go on then, let's see your magic."
"Right," says Paddy. "Pass me two of those buns."
The owner does so and Paddy eats them.
The owner says, "So where is the magic?"
Paddy says, "I need another bun or I can't make it work."
The owner is now getting a bit pissed off, but gives him another bun to which Paddy again eats and starts to walk out of the shop.
The owner is fuming and says, "So where the hell is the magic?"
Paddy turns round and says, "Look in the Englishman's pocket...."
BrotherJuniper · 70-79, M
I like this joke. Somebody posted it before with Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump as the characters...
guynice · 46-50, M

 
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