I Love Jokes And Riddles

Each Friday night I drove my wife to the train station so she could go visit h= er sister who was ill. Ten minutes later, my sister arrived by train so that= she could help with the house and kids over the weekend while my wife was g= one. On Sundays this procedure worked in reverse with my sister departing by= train 10 minutes before my wife arrived.

One evening after my sister left and while I awaited my wife's ar= rival, a porter sauntered over.

"Mister," he said, "you sure have some system going! But one of these days you're goin' to get caught!"