How do you turn yourself in for shoplifting?

Return them to the store. Do not subject yourself to a criminal record! Just smarten up. You have to declare criminal records on employment applications. It will cost thousands to get the record expunged. Two stupid acts don't make one smart one.

Don't.


Costs more and staff will be more annoyed.

Then the paperwork, the city stepping in... so on.

Don't do it again is the best. If not, someone will catch yea some day.

😎I'll eat my snack right there in front of them while I gradually walk out the door! If no one follows....I run like Hell!!!

You go to the police station and tell them your name and where you shoplifted from

You don't lol. The fuck.

I wouldn't. If I am going to steal something, I'll make it worth it.

with a plea for mercy and forgiveness. Look pitiful

I steal the attention of store security.

You cannot, one does not simply lift a shop

Be obvious about it...

Yeah it just gives you this rush!!! *jumps up and down*... no i do not