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"On Halloween, the parents used to send out their kids looking like me." Rodney Dangerfield

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HeavenBesideYou · 56-60, F

He was hilarious!

carpediem · 61-69, M

"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."

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carpediem · 61-69, M

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

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