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Are you the perfect tomato?

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Carver · 31-35, F
More like the perfect potato. 🥔
I'm
Not a tomato
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
I don't know….are you sure?
SW-User
I'm the perfect potato
Capricorn · 46-50, M
No, but you should see the size of my cucumber! 😉😁
SW-User
@Capricorn: 😂
Serenitree · F
@Capricorn: well, when you start talking salad to the ladies, you have to expect us to become distracted. 🤣🤗

Mar. 4/17
10:07 pm
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Capricorn · 46-50, M
@Serenitree: 😀
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
There's a slang definition of "tomato" -a sexy, curvaceous woman (something which I definitely am NOT).
SW-User
Oh so I am the perfect tomato then. U_U
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
I think you'd be more of a perfect tomato than I would.
Serenitree · F
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Mar. 1/17
2:17 pm
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Serenitree · F
I was looking for a sexy red tomato on google images. Deformed tomatoes are not so much sexy as they are pornographic.

Mar. 1/17
2:32 pm
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Serenitree · F
The one on the left is what I used to be and the one on the right is what I am now.

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Mar. 1/17
2:13 pm
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SW-User
😂
Syktur · 26-30, M
I'm a shriveled, black tomato. Goth af.
SW-User
The loveliest of them all.
Syktur · 26-30, M
@IDidNotFart: Thank you. You probably shouldn't eat me.
SW-User
@SvanThor: Why not?
cheesyAF · 31-35, M
No, that's you!😁😳😍
cheesyAF · 31-35, M
@IDidNotFart: We're both tomatoes, but you're the perfect one.🍅
SW-User
@Maik90: :$
cheesyAF · 31-35, M
@IDidNotFart: See? Simply perfect.😊
AlphaPuppy · 26-30, M
potatoes beat tomatoes!!
SW-User
😮😭
AlphaPuppy · 26-30, M
@IDidNotFart: *hugs you gently and kisses your cheek* im sorry sweetheart didn't mean to upset you
SW-User
I'm more of a 🍍
SW-User
But that's me!!!
SW-User
You have dibs it's true. Do I need to find a replacement fruit?
amoonlitbarn · 31-35, M
Stopped being one a while ago
Overlord · 61-69, M
Nope, I'm no little fruit
Myself11 · 61-69, M
I think so will you pick me 😉
I am wearing red pants...
SW-User
Ha! I knew it...😉
AlphaPuppy · 26-30, M
No im just a cuddly puppy
Firespirit · 26-30, M
I am the rotten tomato
Ross19 · 31-35, M
Prized tomato
yugimotodm · 26-30, M

 
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