What would you do if you suddenly grew wings overnight?

Let's see... *does some calculations*

Well, unless my bone density drops significantly (hollow, to reduce weight), and my chest/back muscle mass increases exponentially (to beat the wings fast enough to create lift and thrust), and I was sleeping outdoors (since, depending upon what TYPE of wing structure developed-- feathery (bird), membrane (insect), or leathery (bat), the size ratio to weight would most likely make me too wide to fit through any door or window), I wouldn't be getting my hopes up for aerial adventuring any time soon.

*sigh* All this potential promise, only to end up a flightless freak in a cage.

DAMN YOU LAWS OF PHYSICS!!!

Probably get some ice-cream and just go back to bed... wings don't impress me enough to change my schedule 😏

Practice my hawk screech and become a fearsome aerial predator, of course.

try them out first thing in the morning

I'd fly to the ocean

See if i can lay an egg

I guess i would fly

See a doctor

Cut them off

hopefully fly. otherwise they'd just be annoying.

get new shirts!

Definitely won't sit around fo sho

learn how to use them

Fly away...

Swim.

fly