When is it okay to hit a woman?

I'm pretty sure that came from a woman

This is fucking pathetic. Not all women are weak, not all men are strong. My sister could rip the door off a fridge, after all her working out & sports. If a woman hits me, I'll return the favour unless I can safely restrain her. Buying into the patriarchalist bullshit that all women are just fragile flowers is just fucking vile.

On those rare occasions when the woman is seriously hurting them or attempting to use a weapon to attack and there is no other way to stop the woman; minimal force to disarm her, in other words.

a few days ago someone asked it here also. He hit her sister bcoz she hit him first. So he was confused about it. lol...You are late with it but people can use it.

When she's bigger and stronger and has a weapon and I'm in danger of losing my life. Probably only under such grave circumstances.

Whatever that rant was aside, the obvious answer is when she's tied down but you haven't initiated foreplay yet.

Women love being hit, that's why they stay with men that beat them.

wth is this?

Ok.....but as a woman who has been physically abused I don't see the humour :/