Why does he have to tell me everything he does?

Is he like that in the sack too?... that would be kinda annoying

Too technology/social media savvy ... and/or too "identifying" with you
which probably means his enthusiasm probably is too much in several other places and he overdoes things!

Tell him that your psychic and you already know what he's thinking. That way he doesn't have to update you constantly.

Omg.. Its a man thing.. they just truly believe u must want to know, even though we don't care. Lol

Putin obviously loves you

I wiped my own ass.

Sounds like some of the facebook posts I have seen

He wants to be your everything...

*barf

You're his witness

Lmao.

Almost sounds like a facebook update

Ya...I hate that shit...drives me nuts.