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Do royalty drink the blood of peasants for breakfast or are they happy with orange juice?

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Bigrobbie · 56-60, M

Not sure, but I live close to the palace and I hear screaming, then a loud thud every morning around 6.30 am. Just saying.

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This is proof enough for me.

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They have oranges that scream!
That's it 😌

Bigrobbie · 56-60, M

@Niloofar: That's it.

In Beandonia royals used to steal little bean children and grind them up to drink. Terrible times those were

monster007 · 46-50, F

why didn't u shoot them all... bastards!

Nothing we could do against them. But once the great bean wars happened most royals did end up.. well you know casualties of war

JollyRoger · 70-79, M

Only for breakfast you think?? They take our wages, our property and our laws (fines paid to the Crown) as taxes paid into their coffers.... why not our blood too?

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That's a fair point haha

monster007 · 46-50, F

I think they drink children blood ....

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@HairyBallSack1: she could have ment this metaphorically

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monster007 · 46-50, F

@guriinii: thats why he became Sir bastard!

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monster007 · 46-50, F

well I guess they all poxy clones...

Mondayschild · F

Cosmopolitans🍹

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How about a bloody mary? 💉🍷

Mondayschild · F

@guriinii: we could make it a choice🍵

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One is happy with tea

doctorlove · M

We have people for that.

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