Have You been to a Thong Party ?

Ew no

Yeah we all wore plastic flipflops and complemented each other on our choice of footwear.

No but my friend called me to come rescue her from a lingerie party that got out of hand. I picked her up and saw a naked guy running down the street wearing nothing but an American Flag. I was like should we get him too? I admire his patriotism, but he's probably going to get arrested. She was like no he'll be alright.

I'm not fat enough to be a sumo

I've never heard of such a thing.

No but it would be fun or a nude party.

I am Mister Thomg Party!

men in thongs ....

I have not.

Nope