Tips on essay writing?

I want to write an essay, to give my English teacher, about how much I hate essays. So, I am going to have a bunch of stuff that will piss her off, like the wrong font (size and type) and a bunch of contractions. By the way, this isn't actually required.

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Start at the beginning and end at the end..

SW-User

Dont do the wrong format.
Make the format impeccable and actually make a really good essay on why you hate essays.

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fluteacorn · 22-25, F

@jnel998: I don't know how to explain it, but to me, in this case, it does.

SW-User

@Rene1027: I did exactly what you are thinking of in school. The only difference is that I actually did it within their bounds so that they could not penalize me. My teachers eventually loved me for it, and ended up giving me 100% on my final for creativity.
Dont do it. You are only hurting yourself.
It won't annoy her, it will disappoint her.

fluteacorn · 22-25, F

@Headlines: What exactly do you mean?

SW-User

This is petty and won't do anything for you. Why would she care? You're going out of your way spending hours just to create something to spite her and she probably won't even be mad. You lose.

canwejustnotdothat · 26-30, F

She likely wouldn't even care to read your shitty attempt of an essay. Stop being a cringe inducing teenager.

SW-User

I see a bad grade coming in your very near future.

SW-User

Seems like a bad idea. Lol

fluteacorn · 22-25, F

The other English teacher gave me the idea on accident.

Ptolemy · M

so what are you asking?
if you want advice on writing an essay perhaps you should ask your teacher instead of pissing her off.

unless of course you hoping to take the class again...

fluteacorn · 22-25, F

Oh please... there are people that don't do shit but they still pass the final and class.

Ptolemy · M

does antagonizing and pissing off your teacher intentionally count as doing nothing?

fluteacorn · 22-25, F

@Ptolemy: I don't know.

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