Can someone go to work for me today?

@Reaverwolf jokes on you, I don’t work there anymore. 😂

@Jeephikelove Oh no, I better call the CIA and ask for a refund

No they're locked up...for some reason we're not trusted. 😕

@jeephikelove: That's crap, you seem plenty trustworthy! I don't actually work there so they don't need to guard against me...

@KingofPizza: lol hey I'm one of the lucky ones that's gets to play with scissors. Most in my office don't even have those. 😐

Right!? 😣

I want my bed and no work today

@wudifu: Totally! my bastard bed was perfectly comfortable this morning. 😡

Yes....lets hit the pillow every morning just for being comfortable LOL

Oh my gosh! Sorry to hear, I hope you got good news. 😮

Ya I'd do ya... 😉

It's a crappy stressful job. 😐

I'm getting off work soon, so I'll be free to take over for you!

@alexr0992: You're a sweetie!

@jeephikelove: Ya`ll? 😕 Canadians don`t say ya`ll! :p

@Degbeme: lol I know. I do sometimes.

@jeephikelove: Just kidding. 🤗