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Are you going to hell?

StormStrider · 46-50, M
Well as a Muslim atheist with homosexual tendencies, admittedly only brought on when smoking pot with my feminist friends who actually now I think about it, do have the best porn library (I only knows this because our coven of witchood masturbate to them as part of our ceremonies idolising thugs whilst wearing yoga pants and cutting ourselves) I think that it's true to say I am definitely going to hell...
Socialclutz · 36-40, M
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We Have a winner!! 😂
StormStrider · 46-50, M
@CityHigh12: yay! I have tiger blood #winning 😂
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Everyone is going there, even the guy holding the sign.
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lol
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No not that guy. He's never once touched his special parts.
Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M
@CityHigh12: His Daddy, Preacher Bob, does it for him.
Trysta09 · 46-50, F
Yes. And, according to some people, the throne already has my name engraved on it.... 😈
Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M
[b]Well, [big]THANK YOU[/big][c=#002673] Mr. GOD![/c][/b]

YES! I'm NOT on that list!

[center][b]Neither are Child Molesters, Breast Feeders, Devil Worshipers, Murderers, Rapists, Transgender Animals, Money Changers, Cow Tippers, Topless Dancers, Politicians or Racist Bigots![/b]

Hey Assholes!! We ALL get to go to HEAVEN! [/center]

Somebody better break the Sad News to all of the [b]Yoga Pants[/b] though!
marsbar · F
Lmao. According to that sign, I'm 1/3 of the way there already.
Flutterby9812 · 56-60, F
Probably. How did yoga pants make the list? Lol
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They cause the eyes of men to lust or some bullshit 😂
Flutterby9812 · 56-60, F
@CityHigh12: lol
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Yeah, that and feminists is very confusing.
silentwriter180 · 51-55, F
Looking forward to it! I sure don't intend to change my ways!
So now we know 99.999999999% of us will be there
So it won't be that bad
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
Oh no. I am going to hell twice apparently.
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Only twice? Prude.
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If heaven is full of these idiots I better secure my spot in hell now😳
Coppercoil · M
On several accounts apparently.
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Yeah, I fit half of these. 😥
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@Aiyana: I knew you were a witch!
Tatsumi · 31-35, M
What's eternal damnation times 6?
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That's platinum level hell. Nice 👍🏼
Tatsumi · 31-35, M
@CityHigh12: Sweeeeet. Lucifer ain't got shit on me. xD
Socialclutz · 36-40, M
well I'm going to hell for 4 of those atleast. see you there
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Lol I got like 5 or 6 of those things 😂
Killroy59 · 61-69, M
Oh shit I'm totally fucked then
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seven times, according to that!
;)
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Yoga pants and feminists?
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I feel like if hell was actually a thing, people would go to it for other more serious reasons. Like extreme versions of the seven sins or something.
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So you think I'm ok to still wear my yoga pants??😝
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@CityHigh12: Sure! If you ever wound up in hell, I definitely wouldn't think that was the reason, lol.
lorne13 · 61-69, M
and so crowded
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Yeah that list is just a bit too broad. Yoga pant? Really?
I wonder if assless chaps are ok?🤔
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They are. I checked. @Quoththeraven:
Well we'll have to transition to them. Going to make downward dog awkward thought...
Teirdalin · 31-35
I wonder if they mean progressive feminists or tumbler/internet feminists.
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All of them. Just all of them.
ClosetCD · M
Looks that way don't it? Dammit! Yet it says nothing about adultery or murder or rape. 🤔
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
Ugh but Michigan is so far...
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HEY! Michigan is beautiful! 👊🏼
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
Yeah but there's actually a town called Hell in Michigan! 🤕
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@CityHigh12: I agree.
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Masturbators? Lol, aren't those supposed to be sex toys? 😳
Carver · 31-35, F
Yep. According to most religions, I'm damned alright.
lorne13 · 61-69, M
wait what the hell are cutters?
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People who cut themselves.
lorne13 · 61-69, M
@KaliKali: so not the ladies who work cutting fabric? But they're doomed anyway, most of them are Muslims
polyandrym66 · 70-79, M
I am checking too many items on that sign, so I guess so..
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I've only got two on that list.
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Nerd
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@CityHigh12: brat😜
NigelDoes · 56-60, M
I'm not silly or deluded enough to believe in hell.
waterman1005 · 56-60, M
I see a few things on that sign that I relate to!
Normanwestie · 61-69, M
Whats a "cutter" & an "idolater" anyway?
Normanwestie · 61-69, M
Will there be anyone left to go elsewhere?
BellaLocura · 51-55, F
Yes and I can't fucking wait.
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Only one possible answer...

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKggnBh2Mdw]
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wow, I am few of those things lol
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He forgot Speedos.
Syktur · 26-30, M
Ha, I'm already there.
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fluteacorn · 22-25, F
Yep. Can't wait.
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Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M
Let he who is without sin Hold Up the first ETERNAL DAMNATION BANNER!

 
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