come up with a ridiculous kickstarter product that is both expensive and impractical

diamond encrusted, platinum lace, gold leaf toilet paper

That´s pretty much what D. Trump ordered for the White House, but what he really needs is one in the shape of a cheese grater.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Like this? ;)

@Degbeme: Yes, exactly.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Oh yeah this is a great idea. It`s not like TP isn`t expensive enough already! 🙁

reubles · 41-45, M

@$70 000 a roll, it's a bargain

sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M

replace your eyeballs with cubic zirconas!

"vision with clarity"

sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M

or a more logical solution:

CZ contact lenses.

reubles · 41-45, M

available at zales
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SStarfish ·

Ouch

That would hurt 🤔

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