So tell me?

None of your Glob damn business.

cuz of all the chicks on the other side

The road is illusion, the chicken remained still and your perception of it shifted.

To get to the other side -.-

because the road and the chicken exist on an event chain of reality. wait a second, I don't know! the more I learn the less know

Because the grass is always greener. Or are chickens colour blind? I don't know. You tell me. Is the grass greener? Would a chicken know that?

Nov. 26/16
11:44 pm

The more pressing question is, who the fuck stands around waiting to see why a chicken would cross the road?

Because the chicken wanted to die and get to the other side.

Why did the turkey cross the road

Someone egged her on?

To say Hello from the other side

Edit: To stab me.

To get to the hot girls house

To pick up the dead baby stapled to the wandering beaver.

To get away feom the buffalo wild wings he was next to

To get to the beautiful girls house

What was it

To catch the bus. I seriously once saw a chicken do that.