How similar are our worlds?

Have you trekked through the tundra that is your moms ass? I have. Certainly will again. Have you deciphered the secret of the decadent nuts? I have. Have you waged war against the ticklers of scrotum? Indeed I have. Have you stood atop the mountain too and declared UPDATE: CIARA STILL LOOKS LIKE MR POTATO HEAD? I have many times over. And in my truthful sermon I decree it the most liberating experience one shall ever find himself lucky enough to have the ability to commemorate and reflect upon.