Why don't you run next door and bring me a coffee at work?

my neighbors might find it weird.

i would but there's a sudden huge lineup for coffee , must be all the other guys getting your coffee

Such entitlement! Not sure if the juice is worth the squeeze.

Cause I'm too lazy and I can't find the doors :(

Because I don't like you very much.

cream and sugar?

can I have one too?