*Breaks up with you..* .-. It's not me, it's you..

*Breaks your hand so you can't punch me no moar'z!!* .-. Nuh cuz yew sucks!!

*breaks your face with my other hand* you not nice too meh!!! :'v

*Breaks your heart cuz I sexed up your lover..* .-.

.-. Quit trying to make this harder than what it already is..

but i like it harder

.-. You'll always be my favorite slut..

😉 Only about your pretty eyes.. 😘

>:c Fook yew bish! >:c Figh' me dawg!

.-. You were too hot for me bb!..

.-. I changed my mind, I'm not leaving you cuz you'd enjoy that too much.. .-.

:c I'ma donate them to goodwill cuz there's too many memories..

@OpenArmPolicy: hang on - yu broke up with me

😬 Well I still have sentimental qualities okay!!