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Conversations with Grandma: The Bird

Me: *gasps* "Oh no, oh no, oh no, the bird." *eases on brakes*

Grandma: "It's just a damn bird! Don't drive my car off the road for a bird."

Me: "I briefly stopped, I didn't drive off the road. That bird may have a family, and a bird mistress in that tree over there." *points to random tree*

Grandma: "G-d put that bird there for a reason."

Me: "Not for me to hit it, what if it was on it's way to bird work, or buying one of Fred Thompsons' reverse mortgages? *chuckles* Which is the biggest scam I've ever heard of."

Grandma: "That's why it was in the road. *laughs* Isn't that a stupid idea? I saw Fred in movie last night-"

Me: "Pre presidential run or post?"

Grandma: "Oh, long before. Ya know I can't believe they have Tom Selick doing those ads now. He doesn't need the money."

Me: "Well they had to get a new guy since Fred died."

Grandma: "Did he die? Hmm."

Me: "Yeah, it was a heart attack, I believe."

Grandma: "Oh well, I didn't like him anyway."

Me: "Grandma, geez!"


My dad says the same thing about me stopping for birds. Would you hit the bird? Be honest.
SW-User
No.I'm a die hard bird watcher. I am not going to wreck to miss it but if I can avoid hitting aNY animal in the road, I will. Now saying that there are two or three people I might look away for an instant while I paint the road with their worthless body.
3venus · F
You had me, then you lost me. You get a heart nonetheless.
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
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3venus · F
Two points for you, Sir.

 
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