If I roll a 20 my crush has to fall in love with me right?

@OpenArmPolicy: It should be respawning any minute now.

._. But I don't want to respond back in hell..

@OpenArmPolicy: They don't have a save option? This game sucks.

*Rolls a 1..* Well, shit..

@OpenArmPolicy: *DM voice* OpenArmPolicy falls to the ground in pain from a broken heart

D': I want to roll that the ground I fall upon just so happens to be my crush lying down so that it can be into their arms!! D'x