How smart is your phone?

smarter than me

It can play catch and roll over!

it's pretty dumb

Well, I'm the one using it, so, not that smart. Lol.

Smater than me? I, never read the instructions

It's a smart phone, so probably Einstein smart

Smart, but Siri is a dumb cunt

Not too smart

Pretty dumb I have told it to do something and it still looks at me not understanding

It's up there with Einstein, Stephen Hawking and the best of them.