Wow, I can't believe I actually just defended Michigan. I feel like I need to scrub myself.

Oh cherries grow like mad in that region. Wisconsin's got a bunch of cherries too. But they don't use 'em. Instead they just guzzle beer and eat cheese curds.

I visited the University of Wisconsin when I was trying to pick a grad school, all they did there to try to get us to go there was offer us beer and cheese curds for the entire weekend.

@KaliKali: LMAO