What's a fella gotta do to get a lady to buy him a drink around here??

“My brother thinks he’s a chicken.”

“Why don’t you get him some therapy?”

“I would, but we need the eggs.”

EightDown, I would only tell it in person. Cuz I don't accept virtual drinks! :)

Then I'm destined to be drunk when I'm hanging out here :)

You asked for a joke. You didn't say it had to be original. ;)

A virtual reality joke for a virtual reality place...

Your credit card.

I was speaking of metaphorically. I want to meet people. The "question" was nothing more than a vehicle to accomplish that, which ironically it has. I need a drink. brb.

Kumbayakid, Hmmm....nah. I heard it before. I don't mind buying someone a drink when they make me laugh though. Have to keep the funny people around.

Qwest16, of course. 😁

How about you buy me a drink. margarita, on the rocks, no salt.

You smell like ammonia!!! Just kidding!!!

I didn't actually take it literally, Kumbayakid. 🍻

You [i]could[/i] save time and just log in drunk. 😁

Smartassery would get you your drink. 😕

Just need to find one who is not a lady.

Qwest. LOL... I wouldn't know.

Tell a joke. Seriously. Tell one.

You think he has one, cloudi? :)

#checkyourprivilege2k16

There. A joke.