who are all these dirty commies who have never eaten a Big Mac?..

I think I saw them behind the McDonalds stuffing some kind of burgers in their pie holes. They ran when they saw me.

They're the one who tell everyone all about being vegan...every chance they get.

I've only had one when I was about 25.

Trump is looking for them..

Probably the people like me who would rather stay home and cook real food.