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It was with the last mouthful of an amaretto and coke that I realised I was in the mood to write.
It's rare I get in a frenzy like this, I don't even have a topic in mind, but I'm in the mood to spew some vernacular and terminology and by god you horrible little wretches are going to partake in this grand vomiting of intellect.
Some of you may have left just to spite me, others are still reading out of curiosity to see where I'm going with this. And the truth is I'm not going anywhere with this, I just felt like doing something all of a sudden.
So please, ready your buckets and pails, cup your hands and open your mouths, for I shall indulge you with a volatile dose of vocabulary.
Defenestrate, Emacity, Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, Quire, Zoanthropy and Merkin.
Don't say I never taught you anything, kids.