Would you feel violated if i poked your butt?

No; I'd be more amused at the fact that someone did and wondering why they did it. Some might see that as a wrong attitude, but that's how I feel. I'd be more bemused at why someone would do that. Yes ... I'm a man; some might say it's different for a lady, others might say I should take the same attitude as a lady. That leaves me wondering if I am wrong to feel the way that I do (?) :)

Hands off the merchandise.

Yeah but I wont show it and I'll poke yours as well so you know how it feels

I'd give you the thousand years of pain. Ninn ninn ( ͡° ͜ °)

Hey! Only Trump can touch me there!!!

Uh yeah, it's my tushie.

At least buy me dinner first.

Perhaps a bit.

No. not at all.