The last text you sent is the slogan for your presidential campaign

I guess I'll never be president. (Sent to my elderly sleep deprived uncle who puts a period after every word he text)

yes I don't think "im gonna cum" is going to win over the electoral college :P

"Oh yeah"

Mine would be Thats more like it! So in other words 4 MORE YEARS MOTHERFUCKERS

My slogan is going to be have you bought Miss Megyn's stupid book yet?

"Lol you are gonna be hurtin'" 😆

according to our records you have not payed the bill

"Check balance" to my telco. ._.

My last text is:

Mine was "Too Funny"

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Imy

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😂😂😂😂😂

this will escalate quickly