Just sign right here, agreeing that your soul belongs to me now

Only if you plan to torture me because I'm a total masochist

*cleverly changes soul to sole before signing*

*then feels like an extra dumbass when you walk off with my foot*

Can I sign with my blood instead. pens scare me.

I always has.. and you know it.

[c=#7700B2]will sign it in blood just to make it proper legit [/c]

{...scribbling signature on page held by good and trustworthy friend...}

Sorry, what were you saying again? 🤓

Fuck no.

Ah, what happens to my soul under your tender care?

so you are the devil.

Or nah?