Oh wow I forgot my gf's b-day today I feel like such a d***

Pearl Harbor sunk your attention away from the more important matters in your life.

You can't dude. You're toast.
Didn't you get the Dude Handbook? First chapter man. "Don't forget a birthday."
It's right after "Don't tell her that her ass really does look fat in those jeans."

whaaat?! I wouldn't forgive you if I was her! 😈

Get her a couples massage for this weekend. Tell her you're sorry and buy her chocolate and roses and take her shoe shopping!!!

You can't. You're fucked. Not literally, since now there's no chance of that anymore lol

fuck her really good.

You can't, no matter what you do she'll always remember this and bring it up. Sorry.

Yeah there's nothing not d*** about that🤔 however it is okay. Because I'm a d*** often too😁👍 buy her a puppy

Say it isn't so!! DUDE! What the hell!!

Tell her you were planning to take her out friday.

Buy her diamond earrings and matching necklace. It won't solve all your problems but it's a start.

Damn. Lol it happens

There's still time. Why don't you get something delivered to her ASAP if you can?

Make up sex