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SW-User
ok..ok
I have a small wee wee hence my low self esteem and paranoia that I will never find my bimbo
I have a small wee wee hence my low self esteem and paranoia that I will never find my bimbo
NorthernRoses 路 22-25, F
I know you're an undercover cop, mam
PepperMint 路 26-30, F
Damn it
Because. I don't want to.
Ambroseguy80 路 51-55, M
I will! You just have to buy me a lot of coffee first LOL
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Ambroseguy80 路 51-55, M
@PepperMint: drinkable coffee! But thank you
PepperMint 路 26-30, F
@Ambroseguy80: thus is the best you can get
Ambroseguy80 路 51-55, M
@PepperMint: I see! Well, when I was six years old I stole some charms lollipops from the local supermarket. Around that same time or maybe I was eight actually seven or eight around that same time I was making my first confession as a Catholic and I confessed to the theft and I was made to go back to the store and make restitution and apologize to the store
SW-User
it'd give the ticktock man too much pleasure.
SW-User
@PepperMint: a character in a Harlan Ellison story.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%22Repent,_Harlequin!%22_Said_the_Ticktockman
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%22Repent,_Harlequin!%22_Said_the_Ticktockman
PepperMint 路 26-30, F
@malcontent: I'll read this now
SW-User
@PepperMint: cool. I recall it as fairly good as a story. it's been quite a while.
ticklemonzter 路 M
Cause I didn't do it,and
even if I had,it woulda been an accident
even if I had,it woulda been an accident
karmameter 路 46-50, M
because the priest is santaclaus and christmas is round the corner. 馃巺
SW-User
They have not started the third-degree.
wudifu 路 46-50, M
might cause a lot of pain and heartache to others
SW-User
I did.
Y'all fuckers.
Y'all fuckers.
PepperMint 路 26-30, F
Gotcha 馃憤
i don't know what to confess
MartinTheFirst 路 22-25, M
Because when i did so last time 20 people told me to kill myself?
PepperMint 路 26-30, F
@MartinTheFirst: you don't need to be :)
MartinTheFirst 路 22-25, M
@PepperMint: i think i do...
PepperMint 路 26-30, F
@MartinTheFirst: maybe you know best
FeetAreFantastic 路 41-45, M
Okay I'll confess. I ate your waffle. Sorry. 馃様
tenente 路 100+, M
Pizza forgives you