Why do I always end up looking like a creeper?

Stop staring into people's windows 😆

Because you are a creeper.

The trench coat is fine. In fact very fashionable in France. But put on some clothes and stop showing yourself to strangers.

The night vision goggles probably aren't helping your cause.

it's the porn-stache. Don't wear it when you stand too close to people.

With your pants down, often times, yes you do? LOL

Nah.. I doubt that's true

Cuz creepers are hot