Why didn't you tell me to bring my jacket?

Did you freeze to death? Tsk, tsk, tsk, see, this is what happens when you forget the proper clothing needed to go out and into the cold.

I didn't think you were an idiot.

If you were here , you should have had your umbrella too

Make sure 2 bring ur jacket!

I did. 😒

Because I like seeing your hard nipples

I didn't check the forecast.

Sorry I have an extra you can use

Because I wanted to see you suffer 😈

here, have mine