what is your favorite thing to shoplift?

Well, see, here's the problem with me and stealing. There's always the risk of getting caught, no matter how good or lucky you think you are. So, being super phobic about being on the wrong side of a locked door without a key, I am certainly not going to risk that for some piddly thing I can pick up and walk out with.

Anything worth enough to make it worth the risk, will be very well guarded, and if I succeeded in lifting it, I'd be stuck with the damn worthless thing because I'd have. No way to get rid of it. Then I'd spend the rest of my life afraid of every knock on the door or ring of the phone.

And if I got caught oh my god, the shame my kids would suffer. Nuh-uh. Nothing is worth it.